Thursday, June 11, 2015

5 Reasons Why Growing Up in the 80’s was Great (and how our kids will miss all the fun)!

I have a disclaimer to throw at you before you start reading this. And unlike most disclaimers, this one is really important. So skip it at your own peril and be prepared to be bored to death in the next 5 minutes.

The disclaimer is this:


This post is chiefly meant for those born between 1967 and 1977.

Well, the upper limit is slightly flexible and may be extended by a couple of years. In other words, you should have been in your teens during the 1980’s. If you don’t fit the bill (and unless you are generally interested about the popular culture of that fabulous decade), you are most likely to miss out on many of the references to be made in the following lines.

And now, on with the show!

Thursday, June 04, 2015

An Ode to India’s Most Favorite Two-Minute Pastime

Once upon a time (and that’s a very long time ago), when I was just an 8 year old, dreamy-eyed boy, studying in the second standard of a primary school, my hometown in Eastern India witnessed a silent revolution. It came in the form of a small, yellow plastic pack of semi-cooked, instant noodles, with a rather strange name and a choice of three flavors.

Kolkata was no stranger to noodles in those days. Popularly referred to as ‘chow’ (shortened from chow-mein, meaning ‘fried noodles’), they were already a frighteningly common sight across the length and breadth of the city. From roadside food stalls and birthday parties, to the occasional culinary indulgences of the average Bengali household in exotic eateries, to the tiffin-boxes of school kids and mid-level executives alike – the sticky white strands from hell were everywhere!

And now, we had more of them, and how!

Enter Maggi® ready-to-cook noodles! And the best part was that we could now have them in an ‘instant’ (or in 2 minutes, to be precise!)

The new hero
Ladies and gentlemen, there's a new hero in our midst...
Things were really looking up for the average noodle lover. Now, one could forget all about the hassles of cooking ‘chow’ the regular way.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Play Review: Joota Abishkar

Adapted from the comic poem by the same name written by Rabindranath Tagore about 100 years ago and freeing itself from the kind of pretensions that usually accompany Tagore adaptations, Joota Abishkar (The Invention of Shoes), staged at the Chowdhury House recently, was a surprisingly fresh and enjoyable experience.

An interesting ensemble of artistes, some accomplished and others promising, played a motley bunch of corrupt and selfish ministers to a whimsical king who longs for a remedy for keeping his feet clean. This is apparently during a time when shoes have not been discovered yet. The king’s orders make all hell break loose as his ministers start raking their brains to come up with a way to rid the roads of dust (as they see to be the best way to address the king’s problem), only to fail miserably time and again. The day is finally saved by an old cobbler who offers a practical solution to the problem by gifting the distressed king with a pair of shoes.

So much for the story, which, like most of Tagore’s lighter works, conceals graver social commentaries and deeper meanings. The play brings with it further contemporary pertinence with references to the state of modern politics, corruption, broadcasting media and of course, the wave of ‘Paribartan’ across the land, the new pet theme for Calcuttans.

Joota Abishkar is more of an aural experience than visual. It’s the kind of a play that you could enjoy in good measures by simply listening to it with friends and family, imagining about the characters in your mind. One would possibly miss the little jig that the king (played by Debkumar Basu, who also directs) breaks into after he gets his pair of shoes towards the end of the play, or the rather funny scene where the chief minister (played by Biswajit Chakraborty) is seen wading through chest deep water, an unforeseen consequence of trying to wash the streets with gallons of water, keeping the spirit up by singing with the others, before breaking into a horrible fit of sneezing in the end.

But save such sporadic bursts of visual humor, the entire play gains strength from an entertaining script and a very innovative use of music, both appealing to the ears rather than the eyes. Basu has made copious use of popular tunes from Tagore with new lyrics, resulting in amusing little diversions in an otherwise highly enjoyable interplay of rhyming dialogues.

Joota Abishkar, thus remains an aural experience to relish. The producers may think of bringing out an audio CD of the play. They can rest assured that such an endeavor will not take away from the enjoyment of the play. Rather, it will place it in the right format for better appreciation and easier consumption.

Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Retro Rush - SUBAH

Here’s a trivia for you, especially for all those who claim to know their Pancham better than they know themselves (based on a statement made by an authentic Pancham fan once!)

R. D. Burman composed the title track for a TV serial back in the 80’s. He even sang in it! What was it?

Stumped? Here’s a clue.

It was aired on DD-2 (that’s Doordarshan Channel2 Metro, dude) and earned a good deal of notoriety by getting banned after just a couple of episodes or so, for allegedly glorifying drug-use (instead of condemning it as the original intention of the series purported to be).

Still blank? Ok, here’s one more clue for you.

It had Salim Ghouse in it. Oh, don’t remember him? How could you forget those cold eyes and that deep voice, the much neglected bad-man of Bollywood? (I saw him last in a Shahrukh Khan vehicle called Koyla a few years back. What a waste of talent.)

Still clueless?

Well, it was called SUBAH (ring any bells?)

Bharat Rungachary, an immensely talented young man who had started his career as an Assistant Director to Hrishikesh Mukherjee on classics such as including Gol Maal and Naram Garam, was its director. Many consider SUBAH the first serial on DD on college life and drug abuse. It was probably Rungachary’s best work. What a shame it had to get banned!

And guess what, I just found a clip on the title track on YouTube!!!

Pancham does a great job here (as usual). Crooning in his inimitable style, this is at par with some of the best of his music that you know about.

So turn up the volume and listen to it guys. You’d love it!


Tuesday, June 01, 2010

Retro Rush - SUPERUNA

There was a time, very very long ago, when some of the best albums used to get mixed at EMI's Abbey Road studio in London on 24-track analog mixers, slap basses were, well, played on actual bass guitars, Bappi Lahiri was several stones lighter and Runa Laila was really hot.

I guess it was the early part of the 80's, the time when SUPERUNA was made.

That piece of history is still with me. A 25-year old vinyl disc, still lodged precariously in a sleeve with frayed edges.

The old times rolled again last evening, on my Yamaha belt-drive turntable, hooked up with my home theater set-up via a Sony FH-15R pre-amp.

I took a deep breath as I settled down in my favorite couch after carefully placing the needle on the plastic, listening fondly to that electrifying first crackle that the diamond-tipped pin makes as it comes in contact with the vinyl.

And then, the music started.

'Disco Premee' (with a nod to the famous intro to BoneyM's "Nightflight To Venus"), 'Pukaro' (again, deeply indebted to BoneyM's "Malaika"), the silly 'Holiday', the groovy 'Haiya-Hoo' and the funky 'Romance'. And of course, Runa's absolutely magical rendition of 'De De Pyar De' - I was blown away!

Tabun's (Tabun Sutradhar, guys) guitarwork was so refreshing, even after all these years.

And of course, the magic of the man behind it all, the great Alokesh Lahiri, better known as Bappi Lahiri. Those guitar chops, synth accents, bass-slaps and electronic rhythms - oh, they don't make 'em like that anymore!

Pure retro rush!


Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Play Review: Roilo Nako Keo


Calcutta Club staged the Bengali play "Roilo Nako Keo" at G.D.Birla Sabhaghar last Saturday (April 17, 2010). Based on Agatha Christie's "And Then There Were None", the play promised a mix of mystery and suspense that we all have come to like so much. But then there wasn’t much of that, in spite of a nice production on the whole.

If imitation is the best form of flattery, Dame Christie must be feeling absolutely spoilt somewhere up there. The road that ‘Gumnaam’ (remember the Manoj Kumar – Nanda starrer from the 60’s?) chose to follow, has been diligently shunned by director Debkumar Bose. But not out of fear of what it might have been if he had decided otherwise. Rather, out of a deep veneration for the Christie canon. After all, why tinker with a perfect story just for the sake of being innovative?

So, there we were. A close adaptation of the Christie masterpiece, faithful as it could get, avoiding unnecessary inventions or dubious efforts at beating the famed storyteller at her game. Of course there were some changes made to the plot, especially the end and the murders themselves, but those never smacked of enough originality to perturb loyal Christie fans (such as me).

That said, why were there so many in the audience whom I found twitching in their seats as the play went on, especially when bodies had started to fall with alarming regularity about an hour into the play, right after the intermission? I guess I know why.

What could have been a perfect production was largely marred by a creeping sense of tediousness, mainly owing to being slightly overlong. Alfred Hitchcock once said, "The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder." It’s no different for a play. Obviously, the director of "Roilo Nako Keo" has little sympathy for such renal concerns.

Another aberration that struck me was the use of props (some too grotesque by most decent histrionic standards), such as a severed hand or a full-blown replica of a murdered character, dangling precariously from a stairway landing in full sight. These are things that, if one were to consider them so terribly important to be brought into the play after all, could easily have resided off-stage and referred to through deft pretenses of terror by the actors. After all, there's more horror in the unseen. Believe me, the audience can think up of more terrifying images in their minds (think of Hitchcock, once again) than one can actually show them (think of Tulsi Ramsay).

The play, in spite of all this, was not a bad one. Its intentions were sincere. Sure enough, a good deal of creative thought had gone into it. The set had pleasing aesthetics, the constant back projection of the river and the sky above it, though dangerously bordering on boredom at times, never really intruded on the experience.

There was, however, little logic in bumping off Arya Gupta, playing an epicurean film director, even before the play had reached its middle and with him, all the fun and chuckles. The play had no Mehmood (like in Gumnaam). And when you don’t have such a steady source of comic relief, it’s a folly to kill off the character who was compensating for it (by whatever extent) so early in the play, and leave the audience gasping for some change of mood. In a story so fraught with murders, it’s the biggest of crimes to steal that little opportunity for an occasional change of mood.

If the play really failed in something, it was in developing the characters. The stage was too crowded, no doubt. The story was a murder mystery, granted. Aw come on, there had to be eight murders in under 3 hours! That’s granted too. But are those really valid excuses for not developing a single character? For all you know, the dolls that kept vanishing from time to time during the course of the story, had better personality. Isn’t it strange that after it was all over, those dolls remained with me more than any of the living characters?